Title: While I'm Away
Genre: humor, fluff
Summary: Sherlock is upset when John signs up for a month-long medical class at the University of Edinburgh Medical School. He comes up with rather...unique ways to convince John to come home. Spoiler alert: they don't exactly work. Written as a prize for newdisaster, one of the winners of the fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic 10,000 followers giveaway.
( It was the first of January, and John was gone. )